alex's online journal of brain explosions

causeallidoisdance:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

I wish this would happen to me

hoplophilia:

Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.

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inbox:

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ravenzoe:

it’s 2:38am and i feel really bad cause i am positive i just woke one of my roommates up because of how loudly i laughed just now 

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anywherebuttheelectricchair:

fandomblogger:

memewhore:

So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…

THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR

this is what your getting yahoo. 
this is what your getting.

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itsalwayssunnyinasgard:

I doodled a thing. [x]

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thatzak:

skylaring:

#cinematic masterpiece

Hundreds of people OK’d this.

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